Welcome to the first edition of Confession Friday! Todays' theme is... oooohhhh....*gasp*....
KNITTING!
Say your piece! Take a deep breath and get it all out! Leave your identity at the door if you must but for Pete's sake just say it!
All will be forgiven! No one will be judged, condemned, or cast out of the knitting community. After all, we've all been there and done that.
Disclaimer: this is not your opportunity to be just plain evil (I do that of Thursdays not Fridays) so no slamming of fellow knitters. We are not here today to be mean to others but rather to relieve ourselves of our dark and hidden emotional knitting baggage. All names must be changed to protect the innocent.
Also, nobody is allowed to get all offended. If I say I hate yellow yarn and you love yellow yarn please remember that I said I hate yellow yarn not I hate people who love yellow yarn. (I can't believe I even felt the need to say that.)
I'll go first...
1. I love Noro... but I don't know why. I have Silk Garden hoarded away like a squirrel with a bunch'a nuts the day before armageddon... but I don't know why. I have never knit a Noro pattern and, in fact, I don't believe I even own any. I have knit a total of 1 item with Noro and it was a scarf. That's it.
2. I don't like Blue Sky Alpaca's cotton. There. I said it. Its too much like a spun cotton ball... literally. I know, I know, its IS a spun cotton ball (basically) but really I just can't stand it. I did make Tater a little sweater out of it one time and as much as I loved the color and really wanted to like it... I just don't.
The new Skinny Cotton, however, is to die for! Its all smooth and tight and I've got a hank or 12 here some of which are ear marked for something special... maybe even a Knitty submission... and while we're at it there's another confession for ya... I've never submitted to Knitty because I'm a Knitty-chicken.
3. Ya know how I blabbed about making an entire family's worth of boot socks a while ago? Well the entire family of socks is actually one sock. Okay half a sock. Half a Tater sock... which means its about >this< big. And I am completely stalled.
Now, you guys gotta help me with this one. I really meant it when I said I wanted to make boot socks for everybody. The kids and Mac Daddy even all think its a great idea and they all picked what color they want. Tater even tried her little half sock on (its a toe-up) and it fits! But after leafing through that Cat Bordhi book and fiddling with the little learning socks and taking everybody's foot measurements and settling on which style I would make... well I guess all the fiddling sort of satisfied my sock hunger. The spark went out. I cleverly shaped one sock and now the thrill of the hunt is just... not a thrill. Its just a sock.
What am I gonna do? I really want *to want* to make socks. At least a few. The toe-up thing was cool... I liked all the shaping and stitch shuffling and turning and short rows. Now I'm done. (Shrug)
4. I cannot felt wool. I don't mean I don't know how to felt wool... I mean I can't/won't do it. Its like murdering good wool. I've spent years making sure silly men who think they are being helpful don't decide to do a renegade load of laundry and wash my wool garments so I'll be damned if I'll put them in the washer on purpose! Won't do it. Nope.
5. Have you ever had one of those wool yarns that had little dried bits of vegetable matter in it? I seriously love it when that happens. It makes me feel like I've gone all connected with the sheep. The sheep grazed in the field and the field got all stuck in the wool and now I have the field and the wool. Totally.Nifty.
Okay... who's next?